Vomitron and the Aftermath

Just when you thought it was safe to smoke pot after drinking vodka... think again. Friday night was a messy night for my roommate (affectionately code-named "Vomitron") as alcohol, studying, and marijuana led to him to a dirty puke and a miserable hangover.

The "Bro-mance" that consists of 16th floor residents Vomitron, Ignacio Gutierrez, Nacho Libre, and Samuel Morse (whose real names are protected under pseudonyms) had a Friday night study sesh for the upcoming week of finals. "We had decided beforehand that we were gonna do work and not let booze get in the way", Nacho commented on the event. According to Ignacio, the bromance had decided as a group that they would be studying and doing homework, when disaster hit... "We started drinking beers, watching TV, and fucking around. Then Vomitron left to take some shots", says Nacho. When Vomitron returned from his shots of cheap Vodka, he inspired the brethren to smoke ganj with him.

"You can't handle it", exclaimed Ignacio, but reluctant Vomitron smoked. As the bromance got high and continued their "study sesh", Vomitron lost control and ran for a trash bin as puke spewed out of his moist orifice. "He puked on my bed", Ignacio said with a troubled face. As Vomitron stared towards the bottom of the trash bin, his bromance continued to watch TV. "We were watching the Japanase Game Show MXC but Vomitron couldn't see what everyone else was laughing at cause he was staring at the trash bin", said Nacho. That, however, was not enough to stop Vomitron from laughing along with his bros.

"I can't see what you're laughing at, but that sounds funny", exclaimed Vomitron in manic laughter from the trash bin. Until next time! Stay tuned...