YIKES!! THE GAYS ARE ATTACKING!!! No, not really. But due to recent shenanigans, the once peaceful 1607 has turned into a battlefield of love, deceit, and heartbreak. The lovers John Hard and Jack Hoff, whose real names will be protected under pseudonyms, were good friends from the start of the NYU year. Jack claims he saw Facebook pictures of John even before they met in person and thought he was hot. As time went by and John and Jack's relationship escalated to new heights, alcohol would be the main perpetrator in the events to come.
Overwhelmed by horniness and alcohol, John and Jack hooked up and the love tension between them increased. The two followed this ritual of drinking and hooking up for weeks, when one fearful day... John Hard dropped the bomb.
The dynamic duo called it quits when John told Jack that he didn't like him anymore. Jack was a mess. Things got awkward and their was a split between their shared friendships on the 16th floor. Jack became aggressive, hostile, moody, and depressed while John kept to his normal ritual. BUT!!! Tension runs high in 1607 as the "walk by's" in the suite continue to aggravate the situation. To be continued...
5 comments:
My goodness! I wonder who "Jack" and "John" are! I personally suspect they are really Jimmy and Doug...
This is juicy. I am hot and bothered.
I as well would love to know the true identities of this "Jack" and "John"...and why such an atrocity had to occur on our "once-peaceful" 16th floor.
Oh, you silly NYU people.
Hahahahaha, and you don't even live with them... =P
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